Chapter 7, it must first be acknowledged that this is a rigorous science fiction novel

Are you out of your mind? Have you forgotten how I got in here?

I told you to get out! That person, after adjusting his pants, had already picked up the police baton that was thrown aside and pointed it at the monkey, saying: "Do you believe I will kill you?"

The monkey smacked its lips a few times, too lazy to speak, and simply crossed its legs. Although its eyes still mischievously watched the little policeman's shiny rear under the light, its smile was filled with mockery

At that moment, the female police officer next to him walked over and handed the monkey a winter coat to cover his large furry legs, then quietly said, "You should hurry back as well, don't get involved in this matter."

Ye Fei glanced at the monkey with a side profile, remaining silent, her expression vacant, seemingly terrified, completely unbothered by the monkey's crude teasing.

Xiao Hong, what do you think is the most stylish way for me to make an entrance

The monitoring has made it quite clear what has happened here, although the complete picture is not visible, one can easily piece together the details. Moreover, that person is also known to him; the young scion would even address him as 'uncle' based on their generational relationship. Normally, this would not be a significant issue, as matters among children are trivial at best. However, the incident where the fire nearly claimed the lives of police officers at the fire station is indeed serious.

The monkey shook its head: "Do you know why I came here?"

A well-fed monkey, dressed in a noticeably smaller women's police uniform, leans back on a bench, burping without any regard for its image. Unfortunately, sitting opposite is a young female police officer; otherwise, it would truly feel like a divine experience to light up a cigarette.

I am not sure whether I am unlucky or not, but in five minutes, you will definitely be unlucky

According to normal reasoning ... ... right, in this situation, anyone who can still get things done deserves to be called a man. Unfortunately, that guy does not deserve this title of man; he hurriedly pulled up his pants, glanced sideways at the monkey, and coldly said: "Get out."

In the break room, the sound of a man talking to himself echoed continuously... The monkey displayed a satisfied smile, casually pulling out a half-burnt cigarette from the ashtray on another table, placing it in his mouth, and picking up a lighter to ignite the cigarette, carefully leaning closer...

So this is your reason for seducing young girls? The baby is not happy

Brother, I offer you a piece of advice

After the monkey finished speaking, it untied the belt from the little policeman's hands, and her first action was to quickly pull up her pants, then she looked at the monkey with tear-filled eyes

Surrounded by police officers and firefighters, several female police officers were continuously comforting Ye Fei, while also casting strange glances at the odd person beside her

The person pressing down on her was clearly in a state of readiness, with his pants lowered to his knees and his waist thrusting forward. Perhaps if the monkey had waited just another second or two, the scene would have been even more intense.

In less than two seconds, the anti-theft lock clicked open, and the monkey swaggered in through the door. The scenery inside was somewhat appealing; the foolish little policeman was already pinned down on the table, his hands bound with a belt and his mouth gagged with a towel, resembling a scene from a Japanese action film.

As they were discussing what method to use to play the old trope of hero saving the beauty, the commotion outside had escalated into shoving, mixed with the little policeman's shouts, saying things like "you've already broken up, if you continue like this, I will call the police" and other nonsensical remarks

Of course, it does not exclude the possibility of having a lower innate intelligence. Given that the monkey has witnessed so many bizarre behaviors from those black uncles, it will always believe that it is possible for people in this world to commit absurd and incomprehensible acts.

The duty room of the police station was empty. Ye Fei, who was on her first night shift, unexpectedly encountered such a lunatic. She claimed not to be worried, but that was truly a lie. After all, she was just an auxiliary police officer. If she were to be taken out by a lunatic, it would probably only amount to a few tens of thousands of yuan and a certificate of merit, which was hardly worth it. However, in reality, she could not escape from it. Those seasoned officers had long since gone home to sleep. If she did not take on a case, she would be able to pack her things and go home early the next morning.

You all know that I am mentally ill

And at the second glance, what she saw was the monkey, and then... they both froze in place

I ask you your name

Continue

After watching the surveillance footage, the director approached Ye Fei with a grim expression and said in a low voice, then glanced at the monkey beside him: "Who is this?"

Upon hearing the monkey's words, the frightened Ye Fei finally realized that this fellow had come in completely naked... Not to mention a phone, he didn't even have a pair of shoes.

I do not know, nor do I wish to know. Ye Fei's face was filled with indifference: "All I know is that you are going to have bad luck."

"Are you foolish? If you go in now, you won't be able to take advantage of it," the monkey muttered softly. "Not taking advantage of a good deal is a loss. When have you ever seen me suffer a loss?"

The monkey whistled, turned to leave, but Ye Fei suddenly reached out and grabbed the corner of his clothing, looking up at him and said: "Come to my house, I am a bit scared"

The monkey, unaware of the concept of politeness, simply demanded food. Ye Fei remained silent, continuing to lower her head and adopt a lifeless demeanor, yet her expression did not show any resistance to the monkey's request

"Your name is Ye Fei," the monkey said, smoking a cigarette while squatting beside Ye Fei. "That's a nice name. How much for an all-night stay?"

Soon, a simple meal was served on the table, and the monkey, dressed in a vacuum suit, feasted heartily, while Ye Fei went directly into the house to change into a different outfit before coming out

Alright, you need to provide me with food, I am hungry

As expected, while he was inside the room having a back-and-forth with Xiao Hong, the sound of an argument could be heard from outside. Due to the small size of the place and its rather simple environment, the sounds of the dispute were quite clear. It was merely a matter of young people's emotional entanglements, twisting and turning back and forth.

In fact, I did not intend to save you; I was actually planning to ask for your help.

Moreover, the monkey had previously seen the director chatting privately with Ye Fei for a while. After their conversation, the girl who had almost been assaulted completely broke down. One can easily imagine what they discussed, likely urging Ye Fei to keep quiet and perhaps even promising to directly promote her to a permanent position.

The monkey looked at him with a knowing smile, then directly moved a stool to sit beside him, lowering his head to take a couple of glances: "Brother, this fellow is quite something."

It is now dawn, and that guy who just ran out will definitely go to call someone back. Ye Fei knows the identity of that person; he is somewhat of a well-known young master here, with connections in both government and business. As a mere intern, she cannot afford to provoke him. Moreover, the person who injured him has no identification, which could truly lead to her demise.

As for why she collapsed so completely, the monkey estimates that she was probably frightened, after all, such brutality is not a good style. If one truly enjoys this and the library, one could easily engage and gradually open the door to a new world when the time is right

"You really are at ease." The monkey, with its mouth full of food, said: "If I were to force myself on you after I am full, you can just cry about it."

The monkey was not in a hurry; he leisurely used a nail from the shelf to unlock the handcuffs, then sat at the table flipping through the earlier record, which surprisingly had not a single word written on it. ... However, it is understandable ... . ... If a record were to appear stating "Name: Tom Cruise, Place of Origin: Earth Federation, Criminal Act: Reporting while naked," it is likely that this job would be lost.

This matter is akin to how young women in universities are directly guaranteed research opportunities after being subjected to coercion; after all, many universities have a grim path to securing such opportunities, and many young women, harboring a sense of luck, often stroll about in a flamboyant manner on this path

While she was speaking, a sudden knock on the door interrupted. Ye Fei had no time to waste talking nonsense with the monkey; she swiftly handcuffed him and secured him to the iron frame in the room before leaving.

Of course, not to mention someone who is in such a heightened state of excitement, even an ordinary person would likely be startled upon suddenly seeing such an oddly dressed individual in a police uniform with exposed hairy legs... Moreover, the scars on his body appear to be somewhat numerous...

Our usual mode of transportation is anti-gravity cars, did you know? They float.

A kind-hearted colleague sent Ye Fei and the monkey back together. During the ride, the person who drove them complained extensively, as it seemed from the director's perspective that this matter was likely to be suppressed. Such a significant issue could be silenced so easily; to put it bluntly, it was primarily because Ye Fei's ex-boyfriend came from a powerful family, otherwise, it would not have been so blatant.

"This is how it is. I am from the future, but I encountered an accident upon arriving here. Now I am very hungry. I originally had a pack of sausages to roast and eat, but a woman stole my sausages, as well as my wallet and clothes. I don't know what to do now, so I can only sit here and contemplate life. Therefore, Officer, I am truly a good person."

She appeared somewhat fatigued, yet she still took ingredients from the refrigerator and walked into the kitchen, skillfully washing rice and preparing a meal, much like an experienced housewife

The police officer in charge of taking notes glanced up at the monkey covering its egg and the shocking scars on its body, frowning deeply

The door to the lounge is locked, but for a monkey who prides itself on being a master of survival, this is hardly an issue. In its words, such a lock can be easily dealt with using a stalk of celery

Ye Fei took a deep breath, gritted her teeth, and threw a colleague's police uniform that she had taken off the wall. Then, she carefully sat back down and looked at the strange person in front of her

Have you not forgotten what we are supposed to do? You must have seen that police officer and thought about flirting; all you men are the same.

So... what should we do then

Tom Cruise

His sudden arrival truly startled everyone in the room; however, the young policewoman was surprised, while the people behind him were frightened

In our era, everyone consumed nutritional meals; breakfast consisted of one tube of toothpaste, lunch consisted of two tubes, and by dinner, it increased to half a tube. Recently, I was on a diet and only consumed one tube a day

Ye Fei had a distinct handprint on her face, looking very pitiful like a pear blossom in the rain. She was squatting on the ground, bare from the waist up, hugging her arms and not moving at all

What the hell! It's you!

"Are you even a man! Do you have any guts! I'm embarrassed for you, you disgrace!" Xiao Hong's angry voice exploded in the monkey's ear, and she added at the end: "Scumbag"

"It's alright, you can sleep if you want to." The monkey, being very considerate, stood by the window, holding the freshly brewed coffee that Ye Fei had just made, and coolly gazed out the window: "I will keep watch over you."

The monkey waved its finger: "Have you forgotten? I am from the future."

Name

Although this may not be considered a bad thing for Ye Fei, at least for the monkey, it truly does not seem to be a bad thing. Not to mention that this is merely an attempted coercion; even if that fellow had succeeded, in this day and age, the tolerance for sexuality is so high that which girl does not have a few ex-boyfriends? It does not affect marriage at all, and when you think about it, Ye Fei is essentially guaranteed to profit without loss.

At that moment, Ye Fei disregarded her own condition and rushed over, intending to throw herself into the fire, but was stopped by the monkey: "Don't fuss, I assure you that you will be fine"

I am telling you to go out

Thus, her current wide-eyed expression is merely a way to bolster her own courage, and if this lunatic truly erupts in violence, it seems rather precarious to rely on the police baton in her hand

Ye Fei's home is not large, a typical two-bedroom apartment with a living room. Both bedrooms are occupied, and they reflect a typical feminine style. Ye Fei's room is clean and simple, resembling a delicate young lady, while the other room is in a terrifying pink style, ... resembling a flamboyant little princess ...

At that moment, a cacophony of noise came from outside, and then everything fell silent. The monkey then leisurely stood up from its position, wearing a women's police uniform on its upper body while its lower body was bare, its two large hairy legs swaying as it pushed the door open and walked out.

The monkey took off the police uniform from its body and threw it onto her, saying: "There's no need to cry if you didn't enjoy it."

With a sharp sound of "pa," the police officer slammed the pen in her hand heavily on the table and said, "If you continue to be so unreasonable, do you believe I will detain you first?"

Oh... I have goosebumps all over. The monkey took a few steps back and rubbed its arms vigorously, saying, "Just looking at it hurts."

So this is the reason you called the police while being bare-bottomed

You might as well accept your fate today, all your colleagues have been dispatched. Don't look at me like that, I told you that you cannot escape from my grasp. If I don't deal with you today, I won't have a place to show my face.

"Officer, I have something to say." The monkey wiped its nose and added, "You should find me a piece of clothing at this moment. You are so beautiful; it would be quite embarrassing if I suddenly got aroused."

For the next two hours, the monkey rambled on about strange things, which can simply be described as utter nonsense, leaving the police sister feeling drowsy yet too afraid to fall asleep

Only after being reminded by him did Ye Fei notice the situation around her; the entire police station was in disarray, and her clothes had been torn into strips. Coupled with the sight of this man wearing only a pair of blue shorts, if her colleagues were to see this, they might very well shoot him on the spot

Damn it, it's me! Take off my clothes!

There is a one yuan coin on the ground. The monkey bent down to pick up a steel coin but just missed the stick that was sure to hit: "Today is a lucky day!"

It seems that the young man is also someone accustomed to being brave and fierce, as he raised the baton in his hand without a word and struck down towards the head. Although this rubber baton is unlikely to be fatal, its heavy weight and outrageous elasticity mean that if it directly strikes someone's head, it can still take a person down in one blow

Is there an assistant like you? Do you believe I can dismiss you?

The reason he chose this silly little female police officer is not only because he noticed her lack of experience, but more importantly, because she is a girl... When it comes to flirting with girls, the monkey is quite skilled, after all, the strategy was sourced online by Xiao Hong

Be honest!

In the pause before speaking, the door was suddenly pushed open, and a woman wearing ill-fitting clothes walked in. The first thing she saw was Ye Fei, and she spread her hands, saying: "Ye Zi, get me something to eat"

The reason the monkey came to report the case, aside from being bare-bottomed, is that he needs a skilled worker to help him find the elusive "Cheng Jiangang"

I will blow your head off

I do not know what you will do, but I know that if I do not run soon, I will not know what to do.

The monkey could be considered quite fortunate, as the opportunity he needed soon appeared before him, which could be regarded as his special ability. He was able to foresee a certain unexpected event that would occur within the next thirty minutes. Since he could foresee his own future, he could undoubtedly foresee the futures of others who came into direct contact with him. And now, in this small suburban police station, apart from him, there was only this somewhat foolish little police officer left.

"Who asked you to guard me!" Ye Fei gathered her strength, looking angrily at the monkey's two furry legs: "Extend your hand! I am going to handcuff you and send you to a mental hospital as soon as dawn breaks"

Help me find someone. The monkey quickly finished the rice in the bowl and wiped its mouth vigorously: "Someone named ... ... "

Soon, the flames engulfed the small police station, while Ye Fei sat shivering outside the fire scene, next to a man in only his underwear who was pacing back and forth.

Are you dissatisfied that I interrupted your good fortune? It doesn't seem so; the young lady has quite a unique taste

The twenty-centimeter screwdriver was completely embedded, leaving only a plastic handle exposed on the arm, which looked painful to behold

You see, Officer, I have already told you that I come from the future, so why do you not believe me

Do not download unnecessary things, just look at yourself, such a good artificial intelligence has become what it is now, there is little to learn from what is online, nothing good.

People of our era, when we travel, we go to space; there is no excitement left on Earth. It takes six minutes to travel from Moscow to New York. For instance, I live in Singapore, but every morning I have to go to Shanghai to eat soup dumplings before heading to work

Xiao Hong, this is where you went wrong. Do you know what is most important for us right now? The most important thing is that no one can help us find someone; relying solely on you is not enough, it is insufficient.

I am her first love. The monkey scratched its head: I got drunk last night, fell asleep by the roadside, and when I woke up, I ended up like this, which is why I came to seek her help.

I am happy and content; it is none of your business. If you keep talking, I will blow your head off

The selection of this character is quite meticulous. Firstly, one needs to be familiar with this city, and the best option for achieving this is a local police officer. However, choosing a police officer can also be quite troublesome, as if one encounters a skilled officer, he will certainly take immediate action, while a novice will likely refuse his requests due to their own caution.

Fortunately, the monkey is quite easy to entertain. After Ye Fei threw him the potato chips and cookies she had saved for a late-night snack, he didn't say much else. Aside from asking for water once in the middle, he remained relatively quiet for the rest of the time

Hmm? How can I assist you?

Give me another one for the stutterer

At this moment, Ye Fei, who had been wearing a苦 face, finally revealed a smile: "Thank you for saving me."

Certainly, a catalyst is needed here. A girl who appears to be honest and earnest is definitely not as easily seduced as those girls in nightclubs. This catalyst requires both luck and patience.

I want to report to the police. "Ye Fei raised her head to look at the monkey with a hoarse voice, and the meaning of her gaze was clearly one of pleading.

You find it more impressive to cut yourself with a knife while hitting the wall, and it will definitely intimidate the opponent

Haha, breaking the law? This is at most a family dispute. You are just an intern, what do you have to sue me with?

Xiao Fei, go back and rest for a few days

Outside, the monkeys showed no signs of excitement or anger; instead, Comrade Xiao Hong, the artificial intelligence, was surprisingly agitated, continuously urging the monkeys to hurry inside and not let the young girl be mistreated or similar remarks.

After being poked twice, the pain was almost unbearable, leaving no room to think about pursuing a girl. Upon seeing that the monkey no longer obstructed his path, he howled and rushed out of the room, disappearing into the darkness

This kind of person who is so reckless that it could cost lives is either truly fearless or just big-chested and brainless. This kid doesn't seem to have a big chest, so he is most likely genuinely fearless

I was born in the year 2420

But in the next moment, he found that the monkey had already positioned itself beside him, holding a phillips screwdriver of unknown origin, and it stabbed down towards his thigh.

Although he was scolded as a scoundrel by the first teammate, he remained unfazed, quietly listening until a series of fabric tearing sounds and muffled cries from a woman emerged from within, at which point the monkey's eyes finally lit up

Please have a seat, I will prepare a meal for you

The monkey lowered its head to glance at the handcuffs and muttered to itself, "How long do you think it will take me to open this?"

After he left, the monkey stood behind the little police officer and patted her snow-white bottom: "Look, I am actually not a person from the future; I am a lunatic"

"Damn it, lunatic. Go die." The baton struck again, and that kid had clearly lost his mind in a fit of rage due to his impatience: "I'll beat you to death!"

Having passed through two doors, the outside is already in disarray, with items scattered everywhere on the table, the thermos shattered on the ground, and hot water spilling all over the place.

"Then you should have done it that way last night." Ye Fei sat on the sofa holding a cup of warm water, her gaze fixed in a daze: "How did you unlock the handcuffs?"

While she was lost in thought, the monkey was squatting under the table using a stack of A4 paper to start a fire, which had already ignited two desks, and the flames were showing a tendency to grow larger.

Let me give you a piece of advice first. The monkey shows no intention of moving: "Any violence that is not for the sake of showing off is utterly meaningless"

With a single strike, he pierced through the monkey's thigh. But that was not the end; after quickly withdrawing the screwdriver, the monkey swiftly darted back and lunged the tool towards his palm.

It would be surprising if the director believed such a reason, but considering that Ye Fei merely nodded in a dull manner without any further response, he had nothing more to say